Related to #1274. Turns out Linux perf is not installed on machines it should be to run Linux perf tests. I'm not sure for how long, but I'm guessing it has been for a few months, since recent versions of V8 have introduced some changes which would make the test fail (which are fixed by nodejs/node#27265).
Today the Linux perf test is very lenient: if it doesn't find the perf
binary or if there's any issue while running perf, the test will skip. Can we somehow force it to fail only on the jobs it's supposed to run (node-test-commit-v8-linux)?