Auto merge of #75555 - workingjubilee:update-everything, r=Mark-Simulacrum

Cargo update (almost) all the things!

This runs `cargo update` on our dependency tree, bumping numerous crates. See details in the first commit of this PR.

Several updates were held back intentionally; version_check in particular landed a change in behavior in 0.9.2 (arguably a bug fix, but still will be split into a separate PR).

Author: bors