diff --git a/.changeset/lazy-oranges-jump.md b/.changeset/lazy-oranges-jump.md
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..372445113e7c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.changeset/lazy-oranges-jump.md
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+---
+"@cloudflare/unenv-preset": patch
+---
+
+Remove removed functions from node:util polyfills
+
+These function were removed from Node.js before the current LTS versions.
diff --git a/packages/unenv-preset/src/runtime/node/util/index.ts b/packages/unenv-preset/src/runtime/node/util/index.ts
index a814ec5c814c..80ee4c9d0576 100644
--- a/packages/unenv-preset/src/runtime/node/util/index.ts
+++ b/packages/unenv-preset/src/runtime/node/util/index.ts
@@ -1,51 +1,15 @@
 // https://nodejs.org/api/util.html
 import {
-	_errnoException,
-	_exceptionWithHostPort,
 	getSystemErrorMap,
 	getSystemErrorName,
-	isArray,
-	isBoolean,
-	isBuffer,
-	isDate,
-	isDeepStrictEqual,
-	isError,
-	isFunction,
-	isNull,
-	isNullOrUndefined,
-	isNumber,
-	isObject,
-	isPrimitive,
-	isRegExp,
-	isString,
-	isSymbol,
-	isUndefined,
 	parseEnv,
 	styleText,
 } from "unenv/runtime/node/util/index";
 import type nodeUtil from "node:util";
 
 export {
-	_errnoException,
-	_exceptionWithHostPort,
 	getSystemErrorMap,
 	getSystemErrorName,
-	isArray,
-	isBoolean,
-	isBuffer,
-	isDate,
-	isDeepStrictEqual,
-	isError,
-	isFunction,
-	isNull,
-	isNullOrUndefined,
-	isNumber,
-	isObject,
-	isPrimitive,
-	isRegExp,
-	isString,
-	isSymbol,
-	isUndefined,
 	parseEnv,
 	styleText,
 } from "unenv/runtime/node/util/index";
@@ -71,6 +35,7 @@ export const {
 	getCallSite,
 	inherits,
 	inspect,
+	isDeepStrictEqual,
 	log,
 	parseArgs,
 	promisify,
@@ -86,27 +51,9 @@ export default {
 	/**
 	 * manually unroll unenv-polyfilled-symbols to make it tree-shakeable
 	 */
-	// @ts-expect-error undocumented public API
-	_errnoException,
-	_exceptionWithHostPort,
 	getSystemErrorMap,
 	getSystemErrorName,
-	isArray,
-	isBoolean,
-	isBuffer,
-	isDate,
 	isDeepStrictEqual,
-	isError,
-	isFunction,
-	isNull,
-	isNullOrUndefined,
-	isNumber,
-	isObject,
-	isPrimitive,
-	isRegExp,
-	isString,
-	isSymbol,
-	isUndefined,
 	parseEnv,
 	styleText,
 
@@ -117,6 +64,7 @@ export default {
 	MIMEType,
 	TextDecoder,
 	TextEncoder,
+	// @ts-expect-error missing types?
 	_extend,
 	aborted,
 	callbackify,