Merge pull request #6 from nextflow-io/more-nextflowy

Move things into processes to run as a wf. Add trash talk and quotes.

Author: ewels

main.nf

@@ -1,4 +1,110 @@
-System.setProperty("java.awt.headless", "false")
-getClass().classLoader.addURL(new File("./lib/mochadoom.jar").toURL())
-final String[] wad = ["-iwad", "$projectDir/doom1.wad"]
-mochadoom.Engine.main(wad)
+#!/usr/bin/env nextflow
+
+process printLogo {
+    output:
+    stdout
+
+    script:
+    '''
+    echo """
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+"""'''
+}
+
+process printQuote {
+    input:
+    val doomLogo
+
+    output:
+    val true
+
+    exec:
+    def quotes = [
+        "Get ready to rip and tear!",
+        "They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you... you will be worse.",
+        "No rest for the living.",
+        "Knee-deep in the dead.",
+        "The demons are everywhere. Time to fight back.",
+        "Hell on Earth awaits.",
+        "Loading up for battle...",
+        "Remember: shoot first, ask questions later.",
+        "Warning: May contain demons."
+    ]
+    def randomQuote = quotes[new Random().nextInt(quotes.size())]
+    def logoWidth = 86
+    def quoteWidth = randomQuote.length() + 3
+    def border = "═" * quoteWidth
+    def leftPadding = " " * ((logoWidth - quoteWidth) / 2).intValue()
+    print(doomLogo)
+    println "${leftPadding}${border}\n${leftPadding}  ${randomQuote}\n${leftPadding}${border}"
+    Thread.sleep(1000)  // Pause for dramatic effect
+}
+
+process playDoom {
+    input:
+    val logoDone
+
+    output:
+    val true
+
+    script:
+    """
+    java -jar $projectDir/lib/mochadoom.jar -iwad $projectDir/doom1.wad
+    """
+}
+
+process insultUser {
+    input:
+    val done
+
+    exec:
+    def quotes = [
+        "That's it? I've seen better performance from a failed process.",
+        "All done? That execution was about as clean as your error logs.",
+        "Finished already? Even a corrupted FASTQ file is less of a mess than that.",
+        "Had enough? Your gameplay needs serious debugging. Maybe try with -resume.",
+        "Done so soon? I've seen conda environments resolve faster than your reflexes.",
+        "Quitting already? Error: Player performance below minimum quality threshold.",
+        "Too much for ya? Maybe stick to the easier levels next time.",
+        "Giving up? Even the zombies put up more of a fight than you did.",
+        "That's all? Maybe turn the difficulty down... oh wait, you already did.",
+        "Game over? The demons weren't scared. They were laughing.",
+        "Already done? Did you even try, or were you just sightseeing?",
+        "Finished? That was painful to watch. The demons send their regards.",
+        "Had enough? Next time, try using the weapons instead of running into walls."
+    ]
+    def randomQuote = quotes[new Random().nextInt(quotes.size())]
+    def logoWidth = 86
+    def quoteWidth = randomQuote.length() + 3
+    def border = "~" * quoteWidth
+    def leftPadding = " " * ((logoWidth - quoteWidth) / 2).intValue()
+    println "\n${leftPadding}${border}\n${leftPadding}  ${randomQuote}\n${leftPadding}${border}"
+    Thread.sleep(1000)  // Pause for dramatic effect
+}
+
+workflow {
+    printLogo | printQuote | playDoom | insultUser
+}